Jorge Rivera tells us the tale of Count Bisping

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Just when I thought the war of words between Jorge Rivera and Michael Bisping could not get better, “El Conquistador” pulls a page out of Monty Python and The Holy Grail and blows me away with his genius.

In a parody of “Brave Sir Robin” from the aforementioned Python movie that has entertained many a nerd for decades, Jorge and the boys from “Ranger Up” have put together another video taunting Michael Bisping, making this the third now after his initial attack on his fighting abilities and then mocking him in a preview video for UFC 127. This one takes the cake though, as who else would make a song about the person they are fighting? I await Bisping’s response, although he has to admit this one is pretty much impossible to top. Fackin’ meat biscuit. Speaking of which, support Rivera and “Help for Heroes”, a British organization that helps wounded UK soldiers, by purchasing the official “Meat Biscuit” tee shirt. Seriously, it’s funny and part of the proceeds go to a good cause!

For your amusement, I have also transcribed the entire song after the jump! Thank me later, and by later I mean now.

“The Tale of Count Bisping”
Transcribed by The Fight Nerd from the video above

Bravely bold, Count Bisping, rode forth from Lancashire,
He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Count Bisping!
He was not afraid at all to be subbed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Count Bisping!

He was not in the least bit scared to be beaten to a pulp,
Or to have his head chopped off* or his elbow broken,
To have his shoulder wrenched and torn by kimura,
And his face all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Bisping!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowel unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off–

Count Bisping ran away, Bravely ran away, away
When Jorge reared his ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled,
Yes, Count Bisping turned about and gallantly he chickened out,
Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Count Bisping!

Bravest of the brave, Count Bisping!

Bravest of the brave, Count Bisping!

* Not positive about that lyric, waiting for confirmation

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